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Legally BindingEffective Date: December 15, 2025

Terms of Service

[LEGAL DISCLAIMER] While the tone of this site is satirical, these terms are not. By using this site, you agree to the following legally binding conditions.

1. Acceptance of Terms

"The Translation"

If you stay here, you play by our rules. If you don't like them, leave.

By accessing or using the website located at wordsaretrash.com ("the Site"), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service ("Terms"). If you disagree with any part of the terms, you may not access the Site.

2. Intellectual Property

"The Translation"

We own everything. Don't steal our content, or we will unleash the lawyers.

The Site and its original content, features, and functionality are and will remain the exclusive property of Words Are Trash and its licensors. The Site is protected by copyright, trademark, and other laws of both the United States and foreign countries. Our trademarks and trade dress may not be used in connection with any product or service without the prior written consent of Words Are Trash.

3. Limitation of Liability

"The Translation"

If this website breaks your computer or your spirit, it's not our fault.

In no event shall Words Are Trash, nor its directors, employees, partners, agents, suppliers, or affiliates, be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential or punitive damages, including without limitation, loss of profits, data, use, goodwill, or other intangible losses, resulting from (i) your access to or use of or inability to access or use the Site; (ii) any conduct or content of any third party on the Site; (iii) any content obtained from the Site; and (iv) unauthorized access, use or alteration of your transmissions or content, whether based on warranty, contract, tort (including negligence) or any other legal theory, whether or not we have been informed of the possibility of such damage.

4. Disclaimer

"The Translation"

We promise nothing. Expect less.

Your use of the Site is at your sole risk. The Site is provided on an "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE" basis. The Site is provided without warranties of any kind, whether express or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, non-infringement or course of performance.

5. Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Our failure to enforce any right or provision of these Terms will not be considered a waiver of those rights.

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